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Gays cause [insert natural disaster of your choice] …

If you are a member of the LGBTI community, sometimes you may feel lost, disempowered, excluded, discriminated against, or even hated.

Well, once you hear about the fascinating ‘powers’ you allegedly hold, those feelings will be a thing of the past …

You may not have realised this, but apparently gays can really make things happen.

Seriously!

For example, did you know that gays apparently cause, or are associated with:

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg of the anti-gay insanity swirling around the world! And please don’t ask about the ‘sodomite semen’ flavoured Starbucks coffee – I am still scratching my head over that one too.

I don’t know about you, but I am exhausted just reading it all! In conclusion, if you are a member of the LGBTI community, please use your ‘powers’ wisely …

And, if you truly believe gays can ’cause’ any of the above, I recommend immediate treatment by a well-qualified mental-health professional.

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