Carrie Fisher

Farewell Carrie Fisher, my general, my princess, my Star Girl

Carrie Fisher Obit

Now, George came to my show when it was in Berkeley. He came backstage and explained why you can’t wear your brassiere in other galaxies, and I have a sense you will be going to outer space very soon so here’s why you cannot wear your brassiere, per George. So, what happens is you go to space and you become weightless. So far so good, right? But then your body expands??? But your bra doesn’t β€” so you get strangled by your own bra.
Now I think that this would make for a fantastic obitβ€”so I tell my younger friends that no matter how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.
Wishful Drinking, Carrie Fisher

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